COZI TV Show Schedule [COZITV] (2024)

Monk

Mr. Monk and the Psychic

2024-07-12 13:00:00 PST - 2024-07-12 14:00:00 PST

Everyone except Monk thinks notorious hack psychic Dolly Flint has accomplished the impossible by discovering a murder victim's body.

Monk Playing Now!

Mr. Monk and the Other Woman

2024-07-12 14:00:00 PST - 2024-07-12 15:00:00 PST

Monk's faithfulness to his deceased wife is put to the test when a murder probe leads him to a beautiful divorcee and a shot at romance.

Roseanne

Couch Potatoes

2024-07-12 15:00:00 PST - 2024-07-12 15:30:00 PST

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Roseanne

Millions From Heaven

2024-07-12 15:30:00 PST - 2024-07-12 16:00:00 PST

Roseanne and Dan try to prove that new wealth will not change the Conner family when they win the state lottery.

Roseanne

Honor Thy Mother

2024-07-12 16:00:00 PST - 2024-07-12 16:30:00 PST

When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother.

Roseanne

Home Is Where the Afghan Is

2024-07-12 16:30:00 PST - 2024-07-12 17:00:00 PST

Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche.

Frasier

Travels with Martin

2024-07-12 17:00:00 PST - 2024-07-12 17:30:00 PST

Frasier travels to the wilds of Canada with Martin, Niles, Daphne and Eddie the dog.

Frasier

Author, Author

2024-07-12 17:30:00 PST - 2024-07-12 18:00:00 PST

Niles co-hosts on Frasier's show when the two collaborate on a text about sibling rivalry.

Frasier

Frasier Crane's Day Off

2024-07-12 18:00:00 PST - 2024-07-12 18:30:00 PST

A sick Frasier begs Niles to be the substitute host of his radio program.

Frasier

My Coffee With Niles

2024-07-12 18:30:00 PST - 2024-07-12 19:00:00 PST

While sitting at the Cafe Nervosa, Frasier and Niles discuss the past year in Seattle.

Frasier

Slow Tango in South Seattle

2024-07-12 19:00:00 PST - 2024-07-12 19:30:00 PST

Frasier is furious when a Boston bar buddy (John O'Hurley) turns Frasier's first time with a woman into a novella.

Frasier

The Unkindest Cut of All

2024-07-12 19:30:00 PST - 2024-07-12 20:00:00 PST

Martin objects when Frasier demands that Eddie be neutered after fathering a litter of puppies.

The Nanny

The Hockey Show

2024-07-12 20:00:00 PST - 2024-07-12 20:30:00 PST

Fran's (Fran Drescher) latest beau is a New York Rangers hockey player who believes she will bring him good luck. With Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny

That's Midlife

2024-07-12 20:30:00 PST - 2024-07-12 21:00:00 PST

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a mid-life crisis after Fran (Fran Drescher) beats him at tennis. Guest stars: tennis player Monica Seles and Dr. Joyce Brothers.

The Nanny

The Cantor Show

2024-07-12 21:00:00 PST - 2024-07-12 21:30:00 PST

Fran (Fran Drescher) introduces her new boyfriend (Philip Casnoff), the temple cantor, to Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) and Burt Bacharach (as himself).

The Nanny

Green Card

2024-07-12 21:30:00 PST - 2024-07-12 22:00:00 PST

Brighton's (Benjamin Salisbury) French tutor (Paolo Seganti) inspires Fran's (Fran Drescher) love and Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) distrust. With Daniel Davis.

The Nanny

Ship of Fran's

2024-07-12 22:00:00 PST - 2024-07-12 22:30:00 PST

Fran goes on a cruise to meet her dream man; Maxwell crashes her vacation hoping to stop her from meeting anyone.

The Nanny

A Pup in Paris

2024-07-12 22:30:00 PST - 2024-07-12 23:00:00 PST

Fran and C.C.'s dog accompany Maxwell on a trip to Paris when they fail to leave the plane before takeoff.

Las Vegas

Chaos Theory

2024-07-12 23:00:00 PST - 2024-07-13 00:00:00 PST

Ed and Jillian go on a retreat that proves to be anything but peaceful; Danny and Josh deal with a suspicious character who wants to make bets of $1 million per hand.

Las Vegas

Fidelity, Security, Delivery

2024-07-13 00:00:00 PST - 2024-07-13 01:00:00 PST

Athlete Sasha Cohen stops by the Montecito; Delinda answers Dr. Derek's marriage proposal; Sam and Woody share a romantic weekend together.

Las Vegas

Father of the Bride

2024-07-13 01:00:00 PST - 2024-07-13 02:00:00 PST

One of the Montecito ladies is preparing to walk down the aisle; Ed's CIA past puts him in grave danger.

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2024-07-13 02:00:00 PST - 2024-07-13 02:30:00 PST

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Ninja Woodfire Outdoor Grill

2024-07-13 02:30:00 PST - 2024-07-13 03:00:00 PST

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Highway to Heaven

Goodbye, Mr. Zelinka

2024-07-13 03:00:00 PST - 2024-07-13 04:00:00 PST

Jonathan and Mark (Michael Landon, Victor French) help students protest the mandatory retirement of a favorite teacher (Lew Ayres).

Highway to Heaven

Choices

2024-07-13 04:00:00 PST - 2024-07-13 05:00:00 PST

Private detectives Mark and Jonathan help a Vietnamese couple locate sons adopted and raised by an American family.

Emergency!

The Floor Brigade

2024-07-13 05:00:00 PST - 2024-07-13 06:00:00 PST

Gage and DeSoto interrupt planning for their floor-polishing business to rescue an elderly hermit (Pat Buttram) trapped in a cave-in.

Emergency!

Propinquity

2024-07-13 06:00:00 PST - 2024-07-13 07:00:00 PST

Gage must play a heart-attack victim's poker hand before the man will consent to treatment; an explosion rocks an abandoned refinery.

Prescription: Murder

2024-07-13 07:00:00 PST - 2024-07-13 09:00:00 PST

McCloud

A Little Plot at Tranquil Valley

2024-07-13 09:00:00 PST - 2024-07-13 10:30:00 PST

Clifford refuses to exchange a hospitalized prisoner for McCloud; guests Burgess Meredith, Joyce Van Patten, Vic Morrow, Moses Gunn.

McMillan and Wife

Death Is a Seven Point Favorite

2024-07-13 10:30:00 PST - 2024-07-13 12:00:00 PST

When an autographed football reveals a murder, a professional quarterback (Don Stroud) appears to be guilty; guests John Anderson, Andrew Duggan, Peter Bonerz, Jackie Coogan.

The Munsters

Love Comes to Mockingbird Heights

2024-07-13 12:00:00 PST - 2024-07-13 12:30:00 PST

Marilyn decides to elope with a bank employee who is interested in the Munsters' money.

The Munsters

Mummy Munster

2024-07-13 12:30:00 PST - 2024-07-13 13:00:00 PST

Herman is mistaken for a perfectly preserved mummy.

The Munsters

Lily Munster, Girl Model

2024-07-13 13:00:00 PST - 2024-07-13 13:30:00 PST

Lily works as a model.

The Munsters

Munster the Magnificent

2024-07-13 13:30:00 PST - 2024-07-13 14:00:00 PST

Eddie volunteers to have Herman perform in a school talent show.

Monk

Mr. Monk Goes to Jail

2024-07-13 14:00:00 PST - 2024-07-13 15:00:00 PST

Monk tries to figure out why a death row inmate was murdered 45 minutes before his execution. Guest stars include Tim Curry, Kathy Baker, John Cothran and Danny Trejo.

Monk

Mr. Monk and the TV Star

2024-07-13 15:00:00 PST - 2024-07-13 16:00:00 PST

Monk suspects the star of a hit TV crime show of killing his ex-wife, but the actor has a rock-solid alibi.

Monk

Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan

2024-07-13 16:00:00 PST - 2024-07-13 17:00:00 PST

Monk travels to New York City to search for his wife's killer.

Columbo

A Matter of Honor

2024-07-13 17:00:00 PST - 2024-07-13 18:30:00 PST

A retired bullfighter credited with saving a young man from a bull arranges the death of the boy's father to protect his own reputation.

Columbo

Fade In to Murder

2024-07-13 18:30:00 PST - 2024-07-13 20:00:00 PST

An egotistic TV detective matches wits with Columbo after murdering his producer, a former lover and current blackmailer.

Las Vegas

Father of the Bride Redux

2024-07-13 20:00:00 PST - 2024-07-13 21:00:00 PST

A gunman attacks Ed; Delinda admits her feelings for Danny; Sam goes to Hawaii to contend with a whale who will not leave the Hawaiian Villas.

Las Vegas

Died in Plain Sight

2024-07-13 21:00:00 PST - 2024-07-13 22:00:00 PST

Ed returns from his Moroccan trip with shocking news about his past; Danny and Delinda's romance heats up; Mike travels to Hawaii to help Sam with her whale problem.

Las Vegas

The Story of Owe

2024-07-13 22:00:00 PST - 2024-07-13 23:00:00 PST

Sam finds herself in financial trouble because three clients have stiffed the Montecito; Adam Carolla helps Mary to conquer her biggest fear.

Las Vegas

A History of Violins

2024-07-13 23:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 00:00:00 PST

Boston medical examiner Jordan Cavanaugh (Jill Hennessy) and police officer Woody Holt (Jerry O'Connell) come to the Montecito hot on the trail of a murder and a missing rare violin.

Las Vegas

Delinda's Box

2024-07-14 00:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 01:00:00 PST

Ed and Danny have 12 hours to save Delinda from her kidnappers; Mike and Sam try to figure out whether a Buddhist monk's major winning-streak is a scam.

Murdoch Mysteries

Brother Can You Spare a Crime

2024-07-14 01:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 02:00:00 PST

Murdoch suspects someone in a vagrant encampment robbed and killed a young woman.

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2024-07-14 02:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 02:30:00 PST

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2024-07-14 02:30:00 PST - 2024-07-14 03:00:00 PST

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Highway to Heaven

Summer Camp

2024-07-14 03:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 04:00:00 PST

Jonathan arranges for a former beauty (Priscilla Barnes), scarred in a fire, to volunteer at a camp for the blind.

Highway to Heaven

The Inner Limits

2024-07-14 04:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 05:00:00 PST

After years of taking care of a disabled brother, a man yearns to start a life for himself. With Michael Landon and Victor French.

Earth Odyssey With Dylan Dreyer

2024-07-14 05:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 05:30:00 PST

Meteorologist Dylan Dreyer travels to the wildest points of the globe, ranging from Africa to Indochina and the Middle East, as well as untamed islands, uncovering the connection between the environment, wildlife and human beings of exotic locales.

Wild Child

2024-07-14 05:30:00 PST - 2024-07-14 06:00:00 PST

The cutest, most curious untamed baby animals on the planet overcome environmental challenges and threats from predators as they learn how to play and survive in the wild while sharing an incredible bond with their animal parents.

Harlem Globetrotters: Play It Forward

2024-07-14 06:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 06:30:00 PST

A new generation of talented Harlem Globetrotters players and coaches showcase their unique skills and passions both on and off the court as they inspire and impact deserving communities across America.

One Team: The Power of Sports

2024-07-14 06:30:00 PST - 2024-07-14 07:00:00 PST

People who have used sports to overcome obstacles and help their community share their experiences, teaching the values of acceptance, diversity and inclusion and showing how sports can have significant impact, no matter the level of competition.

Earth Odyssey With Dylan Dreyer

2024-07-14 07:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 07:30:00 PST

Meteorologist Dylan Dreyer travels to the wildest points of the globe, ranging from Africa to Indochina and the Middle East, as well as untamed islands, uncovering the connection between the environment, wildlife and human beings of exotic locales.

The Voyager With Josh Garcia

2024-07-14 07:30:00 PST - 2024-07-14 08:00:00 PST

Host Josh Garcia sets off on an ocean voyage of global discovery to experience hidden majesty at every port, uncovering native traditions and cuisines in hopes of encouraging others to celebrate and engage with the world's diverse cultures.

Bones

The Turn in the Urn

2024-07-14 08:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 09:00:00 PST

When a wealthy artifact collector walks into his own funeral, the team must determine the real identity of the deceased; Finn's new hot sauce venture is making big money.

Bones

The High in the Low

2024-07-14 09:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 10:00:00 PST

The remains of a former art student are found in a log in a forest; Wendell returns after beginning cancer treatments; Booth prepares for an FBI competency test.

Bones

The Cold in the Case

2024-07-14 10:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 11:00:00 PST

The team investigates the death of a woman whose body was cryogenically frozen before being dumped in a swamp; Cam is nervous to meet Arastoo's parents; Booth is up for a promotion.

Bones

The Nail in the Coffin

2024-07-14 11:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 12:00:00 PST

When the remains of a woman from a wealthy family are found in a national park, the team thinks she may be a victim of the Ghost Killer; Booth's career might be in for some changes.

Bones

The Drama in the Queen

2024-07-14 12:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 13:00:00 PST

When the head swim coach of a community college is found dead at the bottom of the well, possible suspects think he may have been having an affair; a new intern (Laura Spencer) catches Sweets' attention.

Bones

The Recluse in the Recliner

2024-07-14 13:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 14:00:00 PST

A man who wanted to talk to Booth about a possible government cover-up is killed before their meeting takes place; as Booth and the team investigate the conspiracy surrounding the man's death, Booth's future with the FBI becomes uncertain.

Bones

The Conspiracy in the Corpse

2024-07-14 14:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 15:00:00 PST

As Brennan and the team try to absolve Booth and get him out of prison, the remains of a man who has been dead for 16 years prove to be significant; Booth encounters criminals he was responsible for incarcerating.

Bones

The Lance to the Heart

2024-07-14 15:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 16:00:00 PST

The team works with Special Agent Aubrey to investigate a far-reaching conspiracy in the government; DNA found on a previous victim linked to the scandal helps the narrow down the suspect pool.

Bones

The Purging in the Pundit

2024-07-14 16:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 17:00:00 PST

With intern Rodolfo's help, the team investigates the murder of a conservative radio host whose remains were found in a storm drain; Special Agent Aubrey endeavors to gain Booth's trust; Brennan worries about Booth's mental health.

Monk

Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank

2024-07-14 17:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 18:00:00 PST

Monk does whatever he can to solve the case when a safety-deposit box holding one of his treasured possessions is robbed.

Monk

Mr. Monk Paints His Masterpiece

2024-07-14 18:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 19:00:00 PST

Monk takes up painting and is surprised when a fan begins buying all of his work.

Monk

Mr. Monk Joins a Cult

2024-07-14 19:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 20:00:00 PST

Monk falls under a charismatic cult leader's spell while solving a murder.

Las Vegas

Delinda's Box

2024-07-14 20:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 21:00:00 PST

Ed and Danny have 12 hours to save Delinda from her kidnappers; Mike and Sam try to figure out whether a Buddhist monk's major winning-streak is a scam.

Las Vegas

Meatball Montecito

2024-07-14 21:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 22:00:00 PST

A blacklisted mobster (Vincent Pastore) purchases the Montecito's million-dollar wedding package, including Wayne Newton, for his daughter, but problems arise because Wayne is on bad terms with Ed.

Las Vegas

White Christmas

2024-07-14 22:00:00 PST - 2024-07-14 23:00:00 PST

Everyone reluctantly participates in Ed's Secret Santa gift exchange; Danny's car is stolen on Christmas Eve; Delinda eagerly plans her first Christmas with Danny.

Las Vegas

Wines and Misdemeanors

2024-07-14 23:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 00:00:00 PST

Minutes before a rare wine discovered in the Montecito's cellar is auctioned off for $1 million, Mike realizes it is not genuine; a group of retirees checks into the hotel for a Sudoku tournament.

Las Vegas

Fleeting Cheating Meeting

2024-07-15 00:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 01:00:00 PST

One of Ed's favorite former employees (Kate Levering) returns with her husband (Judd Nelson) to celebrate her wedding anniversary at the Montecito; Mary and Sam disagree about which guests are most important and fight for OK Go's time.

Murdoch Mysteries

Brother Can You Spare a Crime

2024-07-15 01:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 02:00:00 PST

Murdoch suspects someone in a vagrant encampment robbed and killed a young woman.

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2024-07-15 02:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 02:30:00 PST

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2024-07-15 02:30:00 PST - 2024-07-15 03:00:00 PST

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Heartland

Resolutions

2024-07-15 03:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 04:00:00 PST

Amy and Ty celebrate their anniversary.

Emergency!

The Unlikely Heirs

2024-07-15 04:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 05:00:00 PST

A generous elderly eccentric offers Gage and DeSoto a $20,000 reward; the paramedics deal with a stricken bride and a plane crash.

Emergency!

That Time of Year

2024-07-15 05:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 06:00:00 PST

DeSoto's plans for vacation are threatened when he is overcome by smoke and heat during a rescue; guests Linda Gray, Pamela Shoop.

Little House on the Prairie

Ebenezer Sprague

2024-07-15 06:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 07:00:00 PST

Laura makes friends with a local fisherman, unaware he is also the new town banker with the reputation of being mean.

Little House on the Prairie

The Big Inning

2024-07-15 07:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 08:00:00 PST

The Green-Stockings of Sleepy Eye challenge the men of Walnut Grove to a baseball game.

Little House on the Prairie

Haunted House

2024-07-15 08:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 09:00:00 PST

Laura decides to find out for herself if a hermit (John Anderson) is really a maniac.

Bones

The Rocker in the Rinse Cycle

2024-07-15 09:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 10:00:00 PST

Booth and Brennan investigate a death at a rock `n' roll fantasy camp.

Bones

The Witch in the Wardrobe

2024-07-15 10:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 11:00:00 PST

When a cabin in the woods burns down, the bodies of two witches are revealed; Angela and Hodgins are arrested.

Bones

The Boy With the Answer

2024-07-15 11:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 12:00:00 PST

Everyone at the Jeffersonian tries to uncover forensic evidence to help elicit a conviction in the trial of the Gravedigger.

Monk

Mr. Monk Goes to the Carnival

2024-07-15 12:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 13:00:00 PST

A trip to an amusem*nt park turns fatal as a detective and a mysterious informant get on a Ferris wheel; when the ride stops, the tipster is dead.

Monk

Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum

2024-07-15 13:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 14:00:00 PST

While temporarily institutionalized, Monk stumbles across an old unsolved murder, or his mind might be playing tricks on him. Dennis Boutsikaris and Kevin Nealon guest star.

Monk

Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man

2024-07-15 14:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 15:00:00 PST

Monk tries to run down how someone could be in two places at the same time after a woman is found murdered during a citywide marathon race.

Roseanne

Father's Day

2024-07-15 15:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 15:30:00 PST

Roseanne is mediator to Dan and his salesman father (Ned Beatty).

Roseanne

Nightmare on Oak Street

2024-07-15 15:30:00 PST - 2024-07-15 16:00:00 PST

A concerned Roseanne questions Darlene about her sleepless night, supposedly caused by a bad dream.

Roseanne

Mall Story

2024-07-15 16:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 16:30:00 PST

Mayhem follows the Conners when they go shopping at the local mall.

Roseanne

Becky's Choice

2024-07-15 16:30:00 PST - 2024-07-15 17:00:00 PST

Becky stands up her boyfriend after Dan and Roseanne invite him over for dinner.

Frasier

The Matchmaker

2024-07-15 17:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 17:30:00 PST

Frasier invites the new station manager (Eric Lutes) home for dinner and a date with Daphne, but Frasier is unaware that the man is gay.

Frasier

Flour Child

2024-07-15 17:30:00 PST - 2024-07-15 18:00:00 PST

Niles (David Hyde Pierce) considers parenthood after helping Frasier and Martin (Kelsey Grammer, John Mahoney) deliver a baby.

Frasier

Duke's, We Hardly Knew Ye

2024-07-15 18:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 18:30:00 PST

When Martin asks his sons Frasier and Niles to accompany him to the closing of his favorite bar, it is only when they arrive there that Frasier and Niles realize they have shares in the company forcing the bar to close.

Frasier

The Botched Language of Cranes

2024-07-15 18:30:00 PST - 2024-07-15 19:00:00 PST

Frasier's advice to a depressed listener prompts a deluge of criticism.

Frasier

The Candidate

2024-07-15 19:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 19:30:00 PST

Martin and Frasier decide to endorse opposing congressional candidates. Guest star: Boyd Gaines.

Frasier

Adventures in Paradise

2024-07-15 19:30:00 PST - 2024-07-15 20:00:00 PST

Frasier is thrilled when his ideal woman invites him on a vacation to Bora Bora.

The Nanny

The Tart With Heart

2024-07-15 20:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 20:30:00 PST

Fran decides to date a blind man after she is convinced by C.C. that men admire her only for her looks.

The Nanny

The Cradle Robbers

2024-07-15 20:30:00 PST - 2024-07-15 21:00:00 PST

Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperons Maggie on a date with an older man (Brian Bloom) and falls for the man's 25-year-old friend (Sean Kanan).

The Nanny

The Bird's Nest

2024-07-15 21:00:00 PST - 2024-07-15 21:30:00 PST

Fran helps Brighton when his failing science grades force Maxwell to threaten him with military school.